Well....i've
managed to get my greasy hands on a copy of the new
(ha) Sex Pistols dvd called 'There'll Always Be
An England', which is basically the Saturday night
gig recorded at Brixton Academy from last Novembers
shows in London. For all you anal retentives out there,
the actual date is 10th Nov 2007. Theres probably a
million bootlegs floating around from this gig already,
as I managed to get a copy of the Thursday show barely
a week after the gig. I went to the Friday night show
where I managed to lose my mobile phone down the front.
It was the first time i'd bothered to see the 'pistols.
For me, all these gigs etc are 25 years too late and
I can't really be arsed to get excited over a bunch
of old fuckers playing the same 20 songs over and over
again. Rotten has become a parody of his former self
and comes across as like some English (yeah I know he's
Irish) fool characterised by the smutty, bauldy 'Carry
On' films from the 1970s. Anyone whos ever seen the
recent 'pistols gigs or who watches this dvd, will realise
that its basically 'The Johnny Rotten' show. Boy, has
he got an ego to sink a ship. He is so full of shit
as he minces around in front of the crowd, swinging
his arms around and pulling faces like an embarrassing
Uncle dancing at a Wedding. What a fucking old fool....but
guess what the crowd love it. If he bent over and shat
into the mosh pit , they'd be scooping it up and asking
for more. The old git can do no wrong and doesn't he
fuckin' know it !! However I find him quite tiresome
and his tirades at the audience about being "shy"
and "how much he loves England" is complete
bollocks as he now lives in the USA along with Steve
Jones. Quality wise, this dvd is top notch, cracking
camera angles, loads of crowd shots, close ups, the
works. The sound is awesome but what makes it for me
is the extras. We get a unique guide to London by the
'pistols as Cook, Jones, and Matlock return to old haunts
and tell tales of their upbringing and the formation
and rise of the band. Steve Jones is exceptionally funny
as Paul Cook nods along as his sidekick. Matlock is
his usual boring self (I once upset him and he stormed
off in a huff like the wanker he is). Of course, we
also get Rotten, who tours London on an open top bus
spouting complete drivel about the new architecture
in the city and continually shouts "hello you poor
people" to the passers by. He drones on and on
and on and his whining voice and stupid comments start
to grate after a while as John holds court and puts
the world to rights, if only they hadn't have given
him the microphone ! The film has been shot and produced
by co- conspirator Julian Temple and is an interesting
insight into the rise of the band and what they are
about today. I find it hard to take it all seriously
as i'm pretty sure they are taking the piss half the
time, whilst at the same time knocking up a healthy
retirement fund for ageing rockers. It all depends if
you buy into the swindle, after all, this isn't 1977
anymore and no one gives a shit about the Queen anyway.
I don't know about flogging a dead horse but I wouldn't
mind flogging a certain Mr Rotten.